The Chible very real edition (NOT) IN FULL based on a true story List of Books Cheddar Mozzarella Ricotta Brie Mouse Camembert Gouda Rat Havarti Gruyère Parmesan Pecorino Roquefort Gorgonzola Taleggio Limburger Cottage Fontina Stilton American Feta Provolone Pule (Planned) Verses: 4140 Cheddar Cheddar 1:1 - at first there was only MILK Cheddar 1:2 - MILK saw the dead earth Cheddar 1:3 - the earth was void of everything except roaches Cheddar 1:4 - there was some light but not quite enough Cheddar 1:5 - MILK saw the light was good Cheddar 1:6 - and so HE made the sun to produce more light Cheddar 1:7 - there was a decent amount of light now but not enough for MILK Cheddar 1:8 - so HE made milkaven for more light Cheddar 1:9 - milkaven was separate from earth Cheddar 1:10 - but more importantly it had more light Cheddar 2:1 - MILK turned on the lamp and there was enough light Cheddar 2:2 - however the rest of everything was void Cheddar 2:3 - so MILK created the milky way with enough milk to feed a small town Cheddar 2:4 - MILK believed that still wasnt enough Cheddar 2:5 - so he made the rest of the solar system Cheddar 2:6 - mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn uranus and neptune Cheddar 2:7 - all of them were habitable except for the last 4 Cheddar 2:8 - but MILK forgot light produced heat Cheddar 2:9 - mercury and venus became wastelands due to too much heat and for mars the opposite Cheddar 2:10 - earth remained in harmony however because it was in the perfect region Cheddar 3:1 - however on venus the terrible bread planet BREATAN came Cheddar 3:2 - BREATAN and MILK made a deal where they would not fight Cheddar 3:3 - and so BREATAN created the bread and MILK the milk Cheddar 3:4 - the bread was evil and the milk good Cheddar 3:5 - BREATAN saw milkaven and created brell to copy it for the bread Cheddar 3:6 - i dont know Cheddar 3:7 - MILK saw there was nothing other than roaches on ear and decided Cheddar 3:8 - “let there be life” Cheddar 3:9 - and there was life Cheddar 3:10 - MILK saw life on ear but there was only one of him so he decided Cheddar 4:1 - “let there be milk” Cheddar 4:2 - and there was milk Cheddar 4:3 - however on ear some of MILKs sons were left out too long and became cheese Cheddar 4:4 - in order to avoid a mega cheeseatron MILK created cheesus Cheddar 4:5 - cheesus brought order to the land Cheddar 4:6 - however aliens attacked and made it so all creatures on ear change over time Cheddar 4:7 - the roaches evolved into many forms however their most prominent was humanity Cheddar 4:8 - man was smarter than ape and could build houses and stuff Cheddar 4:9 - man built cheese graters to make the cheese more grate Cheddar 4:10 - man built walls and houses to accommodate the cheddar cheese (for the rest you must purchase the DLC)
