Move with the arrow keys, press space to clear text messages from the screen, and cross your fingers and hope that stuff'll work. This game is crazy outdated and glitchy. The hit detection can be unreliable at times, too. Sorry about that!
C2A Rontu the Sugar Glider ran a potato farming business with his partner Remus out in the hills of Isle Noland. But one day, a power-hungry scientist with a sweet tooth by the name of Tapioca took over the happy Island by creating bizarre genetic monsters, known as the Pud-n Clan. The creatures kidnapped all of the townsfolk, including Remus! Apparently, the beasts didn't know of Rontu, who was napping in the farmhouse after a long day's work. Suddenly, his phone awakened him. "Rontu, thank goodness you're there!" "Remus? This had better be good, its three in the afternoon!" "I've been kidnapped by some weird squishy monsters, and taken down through the forest and into some underground burrow!" "What?! And isn't that a bit redundant?" "Seriously! Oh, and they took our potato stock to feed their gelatinous troops!" "WHAT?! I'll find you, don't worry!" . . . It's personal! Music by Frailin' Banjo Craig. (With his permission)
