Datamon (Digirune/Art!)

Instructions

" [N.] Someone.. please.. help me.. [S.] Noelle! [N.] S-Susie!? I-I mean, It's cool that you're here, but.. W-Wait, get out of here before it's too late! (Clunk, Zoom) [S.] NOELLE!! [D.] MWAHA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA! Hell Of A Study Session. [S.] WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! [D.] I Am: A Digital Supercomputer Made Of About 80% Metal And Wiring And About 20% Organic Data. A Being Capable Of Solving Humanity's Problems, And A Lover Of All Things Potassium. But You Idiotic Kids May Call Me.. Hold On, Let Me Finish My Drink Real Quick.. ...SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPP... ................ Datamon. [S.] Ha! Like we would ever give you the luxury of using your name, you digital super computer made of... 80% machine and... 20%.. uh.... capable of... [D.] Datamon. [S.] WELL LOOK, 'DATAMON'! we're not 'KIDS'! [D.] Teenagers, By My Calculations, Are Merely Larger Variants Of Children, As Are The Adults Of Your Species. [S.].....Doesn't that make you a child too, then? [D.] MWAHAHA! No, That Rule Doesn't Apply To Digimon, And Certainly Not To Me: A Supercomputer (Smart) [S.]....What? [D.] Thank You For The Stimuli, But I Must Go Now (Later). [S.] Wait! WAIT!! Why did you capture Noelle?! [D.] I Would Have Captured You Too, But I Ran Out Of Cages. [S.] WHY THE CAPTURING?! [D.] So That She May Becoming My Willing Minion, To Assist My Goal Of World Domination (Also Called A Global Takeover). As Well As Perhaps Make Her Face Into A Robotic Design. [S.] WHAT?! WHY?! [D.] Because Androids are Really Cool (Like Me) And So Is The Idea Itself. [S.] Well, forget it, dude! No one's face is going to become a robot! [D.] Is That Blunt Discontent I Hear? [S.]...What? [D.] You Wanna Fight, Loser? [S.] YES!! YES, ALREADY, YES!! [D.] Ok, Then Bye. [S.] WAIT! A FRICKING! SECOND!! [D.] I Have No Spare Time For Such Unproductive Interactions ( And Would Kick Your Heinies). But Perhaps Someone Else Can Entertain You.... Enjoy Your: Forced Assimilation, Kids!"