Please don't hate on this, i was bored as heck. I know it looks awful. Also, i mean no disrespect for American, this joke was based off of a YouTube short: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KOau-vh7No4 like actually it was a joke.
Also yes, i did actually say this. And yes i know thats not a animal. I have no idea why my brain went to this.