You may ask him anything...that doesn't get you muted or banned lol Questions Answered: Q: How did you die? A: "Well, uh...I fell off of a ledge. I was a Green Koopa Troopa." Q: Do you like being on trains? A: "Heck yeah." Q: What is it like to be a Dry Bones? A: "Actually pretty unfeeling. We don't have nerves, so we can't feel most things normally. Our gloves and boots have artificial ones so we can feel things using them. So we can't feel pain either." Q: I can't stop thinking of this joke in my head - Lucario dressed in a plumber outfit. Do you see it now? A: "Dunno what a Lucario is, but if you can't stop thinking about it, it's probably pretty funny." Q: I know I'm not supposed to ask this, but what is your salary? A: "If you've been to one of my parties, you'll have an estimate already. If you haven't...well, there's a reason we keep setting records for 'most willing attendees at a single party'." Q: "How high up in the rankings of Bowser's Minions are you?" A: "I'm Lieutenant of the Skeletons - I control pretty much all of Bowser's 'Bone' enemies. Mostly Dry Bones." Q: Which is better, being bones or being normal? A: "Being normal." Q: Who is the coolest Bob-Omb you've met? A: "I don't associate with Bob-Ombs. They're too explosive. Ruined my $500 glasses. They should know how to treat REAL celebrities."
Vector originally by @SquidwardTentacools, edited by me. OC by me. Mario series by Nintendo.
