- The peak of fanfiction -

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So I may have gotten bored and written this beautiful, moving story. One day, Kirby the small pink creature decided to go to Fazbear’s Fright. The guy who sold tickets allowed Kirby in for free because he was very COOL and FAMOUS. “Poyo,” said Kirby. This translates from Kirby-speak to “Thank you, ticket man, I shall remember this and repay you someday.” As Kirby walked through the attraction, he got spooked by some of the very definitely absolutely horrifying and effective random animatronic heads with flashing lights, because flashing lights are terrifying as Kirby has epilepsy. “Poyo,” said Kirby. This translates to “I am scared of those flashing lights because I have epilepsy.” Then, all of a sudden, Springtrap came out of one of the hallways, and he desired to [unalive] Kirby because that’s what Springtrap does. So Kirby started to run away down the hallway, because dying isn’t fun. Springtrap chased Kirby down the hall and backed him into a corner, before saying his super iconic catchphrase that I don’t need to say here because you know what it is. Then Kirby said, “Poyo!” Which translates to “Wow, even though you are trying to [unalive] me, that is a very cool catchphrase you have that I don't need to say because we know what it is. I will now allow you to [unalive] me because your catchphrase is cooler than mine, and that is how the rules work.” Springtrap froze because he can speak Kirby language and he understood what Kirby said. “R-really? You think my catchphrase is… cool?” he said Britishly. Then Springtrap stopped trying to [unalive] Kirby. “Nobody's ever said that to me before, not even my parents, because they hated me.” He looked at Kirby with a brand new shine in his eyes. “I will spare you because you have showed me a singular act of kindness.” Kirby stared into Springtrap's horrifying ugly eyes and suddenly thought very gay thoughts. “Poyo,” he said, which translates to “I met you literally 2 minutes ago. Let us meet lips.” So Springtrap picked up Kirby and held him at face level, and the two kissed with tongue. Ten years later, the two are happily married and live with their seven children. The ticket guy was the best man at their wedding. Springtrap has made up for all those kids he [unalive]d and pays respects at their graves weekly. - The End -