Crimes (all really against the law): Ripped a one dollar bill in half in purpose Put an American flag on the ground Eaten fried chicken with a fork Traded a hollow log Eaten a doughnut while walking backwards Sung the national anthem improperly on purpose Flown a kite dangerously Dressed as a pirate without a permit Stepped on grass that said do not step on Scared pigeons on a public side walk Scared a seagull on a board walk Shouted on a Sunday Wore a fake mustache in public Wore a fake mustache to church Whistled underwater Played dominoes on a Sunday Sold both a toothbrush and toothpaste to the same person Obstructed a sidewalk with a cardboard box Pretended to do witchcraft in canada Price fraud Breaking and entering and then breaking again Vaccuumed late at night Mispronouncing Arkansas while in Arkansas Having ice cream on cherry pie Serving apple pie without cheese Tapping feet in time to music at a restaurant Trespassing Theft Vandalism New ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Assisting Identity fraud +Washing out a dirty sink in a specific way ——————————- Yes I actually did all of these More coming soon >:D
Oh btw feel free to question any of these There’s a story behind quite a few
