The full script: *The gods are sitting at a big round table* Apollo: Athena, why did you bring us here? I have the muses to please with my beautiful music. Athena: Be patient, Apollo, I’ve only come here to talk. Zeus: Why did you summon us here, Athena? *Athena stands up* Athena: I think you’ve heard of Odysseus, the warrior at sea. Zeus: Yes we have, continue daughter. Athena: He has spent ten years at sea. Now, because of Poseidon, he is at Calypso's island and cannot leave without divine intervention. Apollo: Why didn’t you just help him? You are a goddess. *Athena roll’s her eyes* Athena: Yes Apollo, I am a goddess. But without permission from Zeus, I can’t release him. Zeus: So I'm guessing you want my help. Athena: As much as it hurts so say it, yes. Zeus: We gods and goddess should debate it, unless, Athena, you just want me to decide. Athena: Fine. *Zeus looks at the other gods and goddess* Zeus: What do you guys think? Aphrodite: He’s not very handsome Apollo: HE KILLED MY COWS Athena: APOLLO, THEY ARE JUST COWS, YOU CAN GET MORE. Apollo: HOW DARE YOU, THEY WERE MY FRIENDS! *Athena grabs Apollo’s lyre* Apollo: HEY *Apollo tries to grab his lyre, but Athena is way taller then him* Apollo: MY LYRE! Artemis: Apollo, brother, I love you, but it’s just a lyre. Apollo: IT’S MY LYRE *Ares jumps up and pumps his fist in the air* Ares: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! Hera: Everybody sit down right NOW *Immediately everyone sits down, scared of Hera’s wrath* Hera: We shall discuss this in a CIVIL way *Apollo points at Athena* Apollo: But she started it! Hera: Athena, give him back his lyre. Athena: Fine. *Athena tosses the lyre to Apollo, who dives for it like a football goalie on a sugar rush* Apollo: YAY Hera: Now we shall do this neatly and orderly. One god at a time, starting with Apollo. Apollo: Me? Hera: Yes, say your opinion. Apollo: I SAY HE STAYS ON THE ISLAND! Athena: What did he ever do- Hera: One at a time Athena, you will say your part at the end. *Hera looks at Apollo* Hera: Anything else? Apollo: Yes *Hera sighs* Hera: What do you have to say this time? *Apollo snaps his fingers, and a teenager wearing a green hoodie, jeans, and a hat that says “I ♥️ NYC”*
