one of my irl friends sent me this (they arent on scratch and its not V or anyone i ever mentioned) she said what if Annabeth cheated on Percy with Piper IDK WHY THESE CHARACTERS !! umm go look for the og lyrics cause im lazy im also crying cause like what scroll, people [FULL COMPANY] The Reynolds Pamphlet [CALYPSO/SILENA/THALIA] Have you read this? [LEO/CALYPSO/SILENA] Annabeth Chase had a torrid affair And she wrote it down right there [SILENA] Highlights! [ANNABETH/CALYPSO] “The charge against me Is a connection with one Jason Grace! For purposes of Improper speculation My real crime is an Amorous connection with his gf For a considerable time With his knowing consent [JASON] Jason Grace! [LEO] My real crime is an Amorous connection with his gf [SILENA/LEO/CALYPSO] Damn! [ANNABETH/CALYPSO/SILENA] “I had frequent meetings with her Most of them at my own house.” [LEO] At her own house! [SILENA] At her own house! [DEEP VOICE] Damn! [ANNABETH/CALYPSO] “Percy with our friends being absent On a visit to his mother.” [SILENA/LEO] No… [COMPANY] Boooo! [SILENA/LEO] Have you read this? [CALYPSO] Well, she's never gon' be President now [SILENA/LEO] Never gon' be President now [CALYPSO] Well, she's never gon' be President now [SILENA/LEO] Never gon' be President now [CALYPSO] She's never gon' be President now [SILENA/LEO] Never gon' be President now [CALYPSO] That's one less thing to worry about [CALYPSO/SILENA/LEO] That's one less thing to worry about! [THALIA] I came as soon as I heard [CALYPSO] What?! [ANNABETH] Thalia— [COMPANY] All the way from London?! Damn [ANNABETH] Thalia, thank Gods Someone who understands what I'm Struggling here to do [THALIA] I'm not here for you [ENSEMBLE] Oooooh! [THALIA] I know my cousin like I know my own mind You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind I love my cousin more than anything in this life I will choose his happiness over mine every time Put what we had aside I'm standing at his side You could never be satisfied Gods, I hope you're satisfied [CALYPSO/SILENA/LEO] Well, she's never gon' be President now Well, she's never gon' be President now Well, she's never gon' be President now That's one less thing to worry about. [ENSEMBLE MEN] Never gon' be President now Never gon' be President now Never gon' be President now That's one less thing to worry about. [CALYPSO/SILENA] Hey! At least she was honest with our money! Hey! At least she was honest with our money! [ANNABETH] Hey! At least I was honest with our money! Hey! At least I was honest with our money! [ENSEMBLE WOMEN] Well she's never gon' be President now Well she's never gon' be President now Well she's never gon' be President now That's one less thing to worry about. [ENSEMBLE MEN] Well she's never gon' be President now Well she's never gon' be President now Well she's never gon' be President now. [FULL COMPANY] That's one less thing to worry about! The Reynolds Pamphlet [CALYPSO/SILENA/LEO] Have you read this? You ever see somebody ruin their own life? [COMPANY (EXCEPT ANNABETH/PERCY)] Her poor bf. umm idk why she kept some lyrics so yea um now im actually going back to sulking and getting into drama also could you guys do me a favor and go on yt and search up my friends channel @.Soul_Fr34k she just posted a new edit of mine on capcut! I would love it if you liked it tyyy (this friend isnt on scratch) Edit: Welp the person who made this got scratch
