Warning: Bean Cat is an insatiable bottomless void disguised as a plushie who will consume your couch your shoes your car keys your dignity and your entire financial future and he has already tracked your scent and is rapidly approaching your location right now so if you refuse to purchase him immediately he will literally nuke your house steal your entire cookie supply including the hidden chocolate chip ones in the back of the pantry delete the Scratch accounts of nuny4 and pretty_void report your project remixes for no reason hijack your Wi-Fi to stream 10-hour loops of spinning potatoes eat the literal drywall out of your bedroom replace your toothpaste with spicy mustard override your alarm clock to scream at 3 AM fill your shoes with wet cabbage replace your favorite video game save files with pictures of garbage hunt down your distant cousins for their snacks and send the literal king of the underworld to drag you into the abyss along with an unstoppable army of Deltarune villains including the King of Spades Jevil Queen Spamton G. Spamton Spamton NEO the Addisons Tasque Manager the Swatchlings and the Knight itself to hunt you down across the Dark World and even if you DO buy him he might still do all of this anyway because spamtonfan808’s legendary creation cannot be stopped cannot be reasoned with and will not rest until every crumb on Earth belongs to him. "Bean Cat: Buy him today, and become his dinner tomorrow!"
i hid in a nuny4 and pretty_void cameo in the long paragraph
