the Numberblocks Community S1E1: Pilot/Pick a Picnic

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Pilot!: AydenArthurPBSkids (voiced by AydenArthurPBSKids): Hi! Ayden here. You may remember me as a contestant in The Friends Show!, but 4 weeks later, when we were gonna do our 11th episode, it happened. What happened, you ask? Ayden: Well, the announcer brought me a message. It invited me to The Numberblocks Community because they needed a new host. Ayden: And uh I have 612 Scratch messages, so bear with me here... Ayden: Ok, this was from NUMBERBLOCKSANDFUN86, and this one was from NUMBERBLOCKSANDFUN86, and this is from NUMBERBLOCKSANDFUN86, NUMBERBLOCKSANDFUN86, NUMBERBLOCKSANDFUN86... The camera zooms around to reveal the people, numberblock-3 (voiced by numberblock-3), NUMBERBLOCKSANDFUN86 (voiced by me), RodolfoYT12345 (voiced by MRG789), ic_25 (voiced by MRG789), Onelean (voiced by BoogieBlock16), RIIINKK (voiced by MRG789), MRG789 (voiced by MRG789), shareideas123456 (voiced by me), NUMBERBLOCKSANDFUN85 (voiced by me), and mrZavodila (voiced by BoogieBlock16) waving hi Ayden: And my 612th and final Scratch message is from...eyes pop out, smile turns into a frown in a thirty-seventh of a second...mr_tacoscratcher!!! Ayden rips open the envelope and pulls out his message Ayden: "Dear AydenArthurPBSBabies, I'm going to kidnap your BFF NUMBERBLOCKSANDBOREDOM86. If you don't let me, I'll burn your office down! Meanness and Hatred, mr_tacoscratcher, the best person in the world!!!" Ayden: HA! He's never gonna burn this place down. It's made of metal! The message uncovers a flap Ayden: "P.S. I'm gonna burn the office down with a METAL BURNER!?!?" Ayden immediately hits the "Red Alert" button. The alarm blares, and the office buries itself in a deep, deep hole MRG789: What's wrong, host? Ayden: What's wrong? WHAT'S WRONG?! I'LL TELL YA WHAT'S WRONG! Ayden grabs the message from the counter Ayden: THIS is what's wrong!!! MRG789 squints at the message MRG789: Oh! It's a friendly message! Ayden: in a deep voice Think again. MRG789 squints at the bottom of the message MRG789: starts screaming like maniac The others start screaming as well Ayden throws 10 bricks at them, one at each person Ayden: And when there's a red alert, there'll be turns off all the lights lights out. All the others start screaming even louder Ayden throws 100 bricks at them, ten at each person Ayden: at the top of his lungs WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP WITH YOUR STUPID SCREAMING!? NUMBERBLOCKSANDFUN86 is walking out the door Ayden: HEY! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GO-oof. The reason why Ayden said oof is because Ayden tried to catch NUMBERBLOCKSANDFUN86 but he missed and fell on his cranium There is a humongous explosion so loud that everybody in the world can hear it NUMBERBLOCKSANDFUN86: Good news! mr_tacoscratcher's office exploded and now mr_tacoscratcher is dead so we don't have to worry about him anymore! Ayden: How'da do it? NUMBERBLOCKSANDFUN86: I used a missile launcher Ayden: Thank goodness Ayden hits the "Cancel Alert" button Ayden hears the sound of people painting Ayden goes outside Ayden: What in the-? The office is now pink and full of hearts Ayden vacuums the new details Ayden: grumbling It's not Valentine's Day! Ayden sees the sculpture looks pink and full of hearts Ayden vacuums the new details on the sculpture...and the couple (voiced by me) who ruined the office and the sculpture Ayden releases the couple to Russia Ayden begins to read a book 2 hours later, Ayden has gotten an idea Ayden pushes a stage Ayden: The play is called "Slime for Dinner"! The play starts by every actor singing a song 58 minutes later, the song finally ends But 5 hours later, some slime sneaks into the house And the very next minute, Ayden walks into a firecracker Ayden flies away in the firecracker The firecracker flies away in the sky with Ayden Ayden turns into fireworks The fireworks go on for 625 minutes Finally, Ayden falls from the sky Ayden is damaged MRG789: You look hurt! Let's get you to bed. MRG789 drags Ayden to bed The next morning. Ayden looks very tired Ayden cannot find his coffee Ayden falls on the floor numberblock-3: WAKE UP AYDEN! splashes coffee on Ayden The End