[Sunshine and Cartoon walk about until they spot a crystal on a little table] Sunshine: [shocked] What the--? Huh? [sees that several crystals along with other zen garden and yoga items like candles and incense have been placed outside] [Globie places a wind chime on a tree branch.] Sunshine: Globie, what in tarnation are all these chimes and charms for? Globie: We are going to try a little alternative gardening. It's all a part of the process. [rolls out a rug] We are going to guide the tree in mindful meditation. We need to visualize its growth. [meditates peacefully on the rug, followed by Cartoon and Sunshine who also meditate peacefully; sets down a music player and puts his tape in it, which plays an instrumental version of Low Rider by War] Take a deep breath. Feel the roots of the tree. [Cartoon and Sunshine grimace.] Globie: Repeat after me. My bark is strong. My branch is thick. My buds are bountiful. Sunshine: My ears are bleeding! Cartoon: My butt is beautiful! My butt is beautiful! [A giant branch from a tree falls and crushes the music player.] Globie: A minor hiccup. [chuckles and walks away] Trust the process.
Credits to @CARTOONPFP222111
