the quality is so bad omg
Also This really was our Undertale. My Metal Gear is Solid, my Gear is Rising, my Snake is an Eater, my Pain is Phantom, my Liberty has Sons, my Patriots are La Li Lu Le Lo, my Devil May Cry, I’m having a Silent Hill kind of day because the Resident is Evil, my Village is Biohazard, my Code is Veronica, my Portal is 2, the Cake is Still Alive, my Half-Life is Alyx, my Freeman is Gordon, my G-Man is hiring, my Team is Fortress 2, my Counter is Strike, my Global is Offensive, my Left is 4 Dead, my Call of Duty is Modern Warfare, my Black Ops are Cold, my Ghosts have Advanced Warfare, my Battlefield is Hardline, my Halo is Infinite, my Combat has Evolved, I’ve reached Reach, I’m just another ODST, my Doom is Eternal, my Wolfenstein is the New Order, my Quake is Champions, my Rage is 2, my Fallout is New Vegas, my Courier is Six, my Big Iron is on my hip, my Red Dead is Redemption 2, my Honor is low because my Lumbago is terminal, my Dark Souls linked the fire until my Bloodborne insight hit 99, my Hunter is dreaming, my Elden Ring made me Maidenless, every Sekiro dies twice, my Persona is 5 Royal, my Heart is Kingdom, my Birth is by Sleep, my Chain is made of Memories, my Dream keeps Dropping Distance, it’s been 358/2 Days, my Ace became an Attorney, my Phoenix became Wright, my Professor became Layton, Objection!, my Hollow Knight became Silksong, my Celeste reached the Summit, my Hades escaped the Underworld twice, my Dead Cells died again, my Disco found Elysium, my Outer Wilds became Worlds, my NieR became Automata, my Drakengard stayed weird, my Guilty Gear continues to Strive, my BlazBlue reached Central Fiction, my Melty Blood became Type Lumina, my Mario found an Odyssey, explored the Galaxy, discovered Wonder, raced a Kart 8 Deluxe, my Luigi stayed in his Mansion, my Sonic reached the Frontiers, relived Generations, had another Adventure 2 Battle, and Unleashed everything, my Legend is Zelda, my Breath went Wild, my Tears became the Kingdom, my Link is missing, my Pokémon became Legends: Arceus, my Diamond became Brilliant, my Pearl started Shining, everything turned Scarlet and Violet, my Attack is on Titan, my Death is a Note, my Code is Geass, my Chainsaw is Man, my Jujutsu is Kaisen, my Mob is Psycho 100, my Spy has a Family, my Love is War, my Frieren is Beyond Journey’s End, my Dungeon is Delicious, my Apothecary keeps a Diary, my One Piece is real, my JoJo is Bizarre, my Adventure is a Steel Ball Run, my Diamond is Unbreakable, my Wind is Golden, my Ocean is Stone, my Five Nights are at Freddy’s, my Security is Breached, my Sister is at the Location, my Pizzeria is simulated, my Deep Rock is Galactic, my Risk of Rain is 2, my Lethal Company met Content Warning, nobody made quota, my Death is Stranding, my Control found an Alan Wake, my Gravity has Fallen, my Owl House is haunted, my Amphibia is weird, my Breaking is Bad, my Better is Call Saul, my El Camino keeps going because there’s No Country for Old Men, my Delta became a Rune, my Chapter keeps getting delayed, my Knight keeps Roaring, my Gaster keeps Winging, my Dog keeps Annoying, my Toby keeps Foxing, my Ultrakill is Prime, my Gabriel is judging, my Machine is fueled by blood, my Yakuza is Like a Dragon, my Judgment is Lost, my Kiryu is Kazuma, my Majima is Everywhere, my Dame is Da Ne, my Gravity is Rush, my Control is Ultimate, my Fire Emblem Awakens, my Three Houses become Engage, my Monster Hunter has a World, then Rise, then Wilds, my Dragon keeps Questing, my Shin Megami is Tensei, my Xenoblade became a Chronicle, my Castlevania is a Symphony of the Night, my Night is Sorrow, my Bloodstained is a Ritual of the Night, my Ace has become Attorney, my Professor is Curious, my Real Steel Ball Run is bizarre, my Valve still can’t count to 3, my Steam Library keeps growing while my Backlog is infinite, my Save File is corrupted, my Autosave lied, my Last Checkpoint was two hours ago, my Nintendo Direct is tomorrow and my clown makeup is waterproof, perhaps the real Bloodborne was the blood we borne along the way, every Ring has its Elden, it’s always darkest before the Dark Souls III, my Metal Gear is Rising, my Snake is Solid, my Devil May Cry, my Persona is 5, my Portal is 2, my Risk of Rain is 2, my Final Fantasy still isn’t Final, and this… this truly was our Undertale. - gaster
