lyrics, [Verse 1] It's one week into our new high school And Josh started something that wasn't cool. Josh told Gray he was larping for the day, A game that will make Gray stay away. Josh gave Gray a singular clue, But Gray did not know what to do. [Chorus] Larping, larping, what is Josh larping? Larping, larping, Josh will be talking, harping! [Verse 2] Gray sat in the library typing away, Trying to find the clue within the day. The clue given goes as follows, It's so weird you might swallow. It said, 10 at 0.09 and 0.30. Just then Cheetah walked, not misspen. And put Gray's search for an answer to an end. [Chorus] Larping, larping, what is Josh larping? Larping, larping, Josh's nonsense will be barking! [Verse 3] Cheetah says to go to those parts in Scratch song 10, Gray went to that part unoffended. When they pressed play they didn't know what to say, As sound waves said Solid Snake came their way. Gray knew he was in for a rough time, Because he did not know the guy Josh would mime. Then Gray gets an email lighting fast, Josh will not dress up when the worry passed. [Chorus] Larping, larping, we know what Josh larping! Larping, larping, Josh's nonsense will still be barking! [Verse 4] Gray sat in class at around 11:30, But Josh wanted Gray to know the time early. Josh then told Gray to look in the corner, But the thing there was kinda Forner. In the corner was an icon from the Metal Gear game, But Gray's reaction was not so tame. He made a loud scratching noise, Then lost his usual poise. [Chorus] Larping, larping, tell Josh to stop larping! Larping, larping, bro his larping's carping! [Verse 5] Gray was talking to the others, About the horror that they all suffer. They waited for Josh because they wanna talk, But the wait made them want to walk. 30 minutes they stayed to wait, But they soon learned it was larping bait. He made another Metal Gear joke, And that made us finally stroll. [Chorus] Larping, larping, tell Josh to stop larping! Larping, larping, I'm gonna start parting! [Verse 6] Josh made an announcement over text, To check the news on our Switch's sect. Emilia saw the trap from a mile away, And stopped everyone including Gray. She explained how it was another joke, And that gave the rest a stopping poke. [Chorus] Larping, larping, tell Josh to stop larping! Larping, larping, Josh's jokes aren't sharp! [Outro] The next day has to come, The larping went back to where it came from. Josh's jokes were heard no more, And now we add this to the lore. For a dinosaur is eating us all!
