delicious delicacy (just make sure to not touch it youll die) changelog: (scroll down for newer stuff) 5/12/25, release 5/13/25, shop update: grass grows passively, not all at once updated background to have more stuff bigger teeth, better fertilizer, auto muncher purchases +7 new farmer joe sprites +4 new farmer joe lines removed herobrine 5/16/25, rebirth update: rebirth purchase (duh) grass multiplier and cheaper purchases cards updated bigger teeth image +2 new farmer joe lines +1 farmer joe sprite 5/19/25, rebirth part 2: critical munch and taller grass cards rebirth skip button fixed shop needing to be closed to open it after rebirth fixed auto muncher giving grass during rebirth fixed buying rebirth not playing any sound +2 farmer joe sprites 5/21/25, achievements update: added them +4 achievements (duh) thumbnail's bg matches bg from may 13th update +3 farmer joe sprites 5/22/25, frenzy ability update: frenzy ability rebirth card (probably buggy somewhere) achievement: "pure overkill" (hint: involves the ability) achievement: "we all outta grass" (self explanatory) achievement: "maxed out" (pretty easy) grass length starts at the max grass length after rebirth buffed auto muncher gps rate (0.1 second faster) updated rebirth's image very minor visual change with the grass multiplier card +6 new farmer joe lines 6/3/25, small update before FAT UPDATE: new easter egg (not a keyboard key little lore hunters) cheaper costs rebirth card's effects are correct now fixed rebirth achievement breaking achievement visuals new achievement: "yum yum yum" (eat 1k grass) made frenzy ability more smooth +1 new farmer joe line +5 new farmer joe sprites rumor has it florida exists 6/9/25 (nice), ASCEND UPDATE (prob so buggy): ascending (duh) shop items are all one sprite's clones music now distorts based on whos active updated bird boy's speech to reference ascending +5 new farmer joe lines updated auto muncher's sprite fixed a softlock on restart when the shops open new achievement: "ascend" (no explanation needed) new achievement: "anew" (youll find out) new achievement: "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87" :) made the easter egg from last update harder to get final major update, we've come so far 9/5/25, small bugfix + more fixed ascend option being weird before 3 or more rebirths skip goes where ascend was before ascending after you return to limbo after ascending fixed achievement layering investment timeline error (stonks) made all characters talk a little faster (.025s -> .020s) 9/22/25, "tiny baby" minor update (babies not included) "alone" timeline error (4 that one guy who didnt like joe, this is for you) fixed pixelated bg when returning to limbo after ascending made achievement effects smoother made shop button fade in effects nicer made joe's background slightly transparent removed "was that the bite of 87" achievement (joe still talks about it though) +1 singular new joe sprite added job application 9/30/25 added automated halloween, during all of october, visual changes will take place lowered loudness of achievement gain and joe talking made bird boy a clanker in joe vision made ascend guy have talking noise fixed auto grass giving grass during rebirth (again...) 10/20/25, mini update of doom reworked investments timeline (it was WAY too op) new timeline, bad soil, grass grows 0.5x slower fixed visual error with inf grass secret when pressed over 10 grass fixed a visual bug w/ rebirth cards (idk how to explain it) the with humanize 11/2/25: not even worth noting update fixed halloween grass appearing after eating regular grass fixed auto muncher not working after buying multiple (it took 5 months and 18 days to fix this...) 11/20/25: the FINAL FINAL update (maybe) added the ending scene (get to rebirth 20) dont click farmer joe rahhhh seeing it is a 1% chance
