Click the green flag to check if I'm on or not. You can still follow, comment, etc. on my account/projects, but I'm just tellin' you guys that I may or may not respond within about 20 minutes lol. If you wanna do this too, just change the username value to your username.
Complete credit to @TheScratchHobbiest for everything. All I did was cover the whole screen with a color and a brighter (darker for green) circle of it in the center lol.