Funk1ds real name is Cory Culked, and he grew up with a boring family in an apartment. His parents played board games all day, such as solitaire, and also gambled often. They never gave Cory any attention besides forcing him to do chores. Cory would have to eat spices and condiments when he ran out of food, and he would dance on the street for money to get money for food. He did makeshift magic tricks for money, and had to steal at some point. Cory didn't get an education, so for a long time he was quite literally stupid. He had to sneak into education counsels and pretend to be the brother of random strangers, threatening to cut their feet if they don't agree to play along. Cory was a... very strange kid to say the least. He wanted attention from his parents. He would set fires on the stove, or jump down the stairs to get his parents attention. This never worked, and his parents would get mad 'wasting money on his hospital bills.' He was very talented with showmanship, gathering money to participate in theater. He was the top student in theater class, and was always the star of the show, casted every lead roll, and came up with the most brilliant ideas. Cory when growing up got to pay for his own theater schools, and was able to perform to an awe inspiring crowd, though not to his own family. He didn't have many friends besides the teachers. Cory was a huge fan of Melvin O'Pah, watching his magic shows on the schools television whenever he snuck into the school in the middle of night. He would kick down the windows just to watch the magic shows. He was really sad to hear the news of Melvin dying. He grew up to start working at a carnival, one that was in a dangerous city filled with crime. He blended in by also participating in crime, stabbing the visitors for money or shooting down people on rides. Cory had to run from the authorities a lot. He would trick the cops by running on top of high rides, and shooting them off. Every time he sprained himself or injured himself more, he just brushed it off. Cory would sneak to play on mobile video games on his breaks instead of eating. The other employees at the carnival seemed to know this early on, and would force him to eat food by engaging in conversations. Cory ran from the police one day, hiding behind a 'shoot the targets' game. Someone playing the game ended up hitting the bullseye, killing Cory in an instant through a bullet to the brain. Despite this, he still zombified. FunK1d made his own carnival in the Zombie section, filled with only his favorite games and prizes to boost his ego. He entirely allows cheating, but almost every single game of his is 'cheatproof' just making it easy for him to win his own games. FunK1d is well experienced with hacking and editing games, and can hack the physical appearance of some items with correct code. He sometimes breaks into areas and messes it up for pure self-entertainment. FunK1d tried to hack Sarges Pizzeria, messing with the front before breaking into the kitchen. He had the intention of burning down the building, but it backfired in a terrible way, due to him not knowing the pure rage the boss had.... oof. This is how FunK1d and Chef Sarge became friends, despite being a slightly hostile relationship, they are good friends with each other. Sarge is good at finding new cheats to FunK1ds carnival games, which pisses him off. Despite having 'K1d' in his nickname, he is around twenty or thirty years old. He's just a lame stinky man okay, he's extremely childish and makes jokes like a seventh grader. FunK1d doesn't care though, he doesn't take criticism anymore! Underneath the paper sticky note is bloodshot eyes, messy teeth and a big bullet hole in his head. He covers it up because it looks gross and 'scares away the contestants!' He is still a huge fan of Melvins shows, but is surprisingly dense with the whole situation, not knowing that Insecure is quite obviously Melvin. FunK1d has a one sided rivalry with Insecure. Insecure makes it even more obvious by telling FunK1d "You could have been one of my close friends if you didn't want to live!" Hires people of all ages and backgrounds to his Carnival, because he's unstable and just wants money. He genuinely thinks its a good idea to hire Klown (Who is five years old) to work at the dangerous bumper cars minigame, which have lazy spikes glued to the front with dried molasses. The arrow on his leg was from Klown, as Klown likes to play dangerous, almost fatal pranks on the other employees. FunK1d finds it funny though, so he doesn't mind about the sharp arrow lodged in his leg. Proudly calls Martyr a 'gubby' even though Martyr often slices him in the chest if he dares call her that stupid nickname. He also calls her Morty, Martin, and Marvin. Martyr hates these nicknames.
FunK1d's shoes are squeaky and loud, and Sarge absolutely HATES them. He always knows when FunK1d enters his pizzeria, because he hears those frightening shoes trotting into his resturaunt. Hosts circus events every once in a while, though takes up lots of the performances with his dialogue, to haul some of the unnecessary attention to himself. Bouncer is personally very disappointed in this behavior. Uses a crystal ball to answer his dire questions, even though its entirely fraudulent and doesn't answer truthfully, or even function like a proper fortune-teller. Hes really dense, relying on a broken toy for some answers. Likes doing acrobatic tricks, such as hanging upside-down from ledges or jumping across thin bars. He envys Insecures ability to sleep upside down like a bat, and has tried doing the same next to him as a contest. (though only lasted 12 seconds and ended up falling to the ground and breaking his foot) His favorite food is cheeseburgers, and will try ordering burgers at the Pizzeria. Sarge knows this, and spend a week straight learning how to make a (Sub-par) burger to stop FunK1d from being annoying. FunK1d has Hypergraphia, writing on areas without knowing he is doing so many times. He sometimes uses his finger, sludge from the mysterious "AWC PURPLE SLUDGE DO NOT DRINK", or even the blood on his leg. He either draws doodles or writes his name. Mediocre at art, and has tried taking lessons from Paintmaster, Jetrock, and DJ, but he is too lazy to sit down to focus and learn something. He is also used to bribing others for education. Other! - Likes to juggle targets, and lets the visitors shoot the targets while he's juggling. - Loses at rock paper scissors and board games, but wins at most video games. - Big nerd about tranquilization darts, sometimes drinks out of them like an idiot. - Likes popcorn flavored things, but doesn't like actual popcorn because the texture is weird. - Can do a triple front flip.
