Okai! I just saw a video of this theory, linked in credits! So for anyone who knows the reason of Wishbone, some person, assumed to be British, hurt Conan, which is why he wrote Wishbone. For anyone like me who was blind, this may not make sense now, but please follow me. In Care, there's a line that goes, "Charlie went to your show." People have wondered who this "Charlie" is. Think. In Heartstopper, Joe Locke plays Charlie, and he just happens to star with Kit Connor. Kit was in a play of Romeo and Juliet. What is the 4th song on Wishbone? Romeo. Who went to his show? Joe, aka Charlie. Joe is a part of Conan's friend group, so Joe might be telling Conan of Kit. Kit also happens to wear polo caps...a LOT. He's also British... In This Song, Conan mentions Elton John, and Kit played as the young Elton in Rocket Man. Maybe its all in my mind, but there's too much of a connection for this to be fake. Conan tends to make who he's writing about obvious enough that the person knows...I think we know now.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Srr74XCly6M OG video