Gary the apple's story: Once upon a time there lived an apple. This apple had its home in a large and grand apple tree where it has grown and thrived like so. This apple had such joy in it home, where leaves filtered the muck out of the air, and where it was filled with glee from the waxed skin to the very core. And his name was......Gary. Gary Smith. Gary's whole life he had lived on this very tree, where he had been safe and happy and toasty and merry and gleeful and joyous and Oh-so-very-gassy. But on one UNfateful day, a humanoid figure with two legs spotting the mighty tree looked forward. He reached up but suddenly paused in his tracks. He then lifted his leg and let out the most gassiest shat you have ever heard and saw. Gary was mortified. Terrified, even, to his very core, where his seeds shook with fear. The human then resumed his task. He set down a ladder and then climbed to the tree's canopy and reached for for Gary. "Awr Mar Gawrd!" He exclaimed. Did this dopey man want to..want to... marry Gary? The man grabbed Gary by the bottom and then held him in the air like LION KING. Gary felt immense joy and wanted to pursue in this romantic adventure with the man. But then the man ate him. THE END!!!!
I wonder if anyone will make an edit of GARY,…….
