The title of this light-hearted and most amusing narrative is "A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia, which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant." In long-past archaic days of old, there existed A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horridly repulsive, sickening and grotesque, that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage, was an agonizingly lengthful and tormenting demise. And, that, my friend, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale.
My sincerest apologies, my most cherished of acquaintances, but I am afraid that this anecdote did not assist in comforting my dour mood. In all honesty, it has succeeded in worsening my woeful disposition, although your gallant efforts of consoling me in my hour of need are most appreciated. Original video on Youtube by WoofMichelle
