Lyrics: Well, well, well, what have we here? Little Timmy, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared So, you're the one everybody's annoyed about? hahahaha! You're joking, you're joking I can't believe my eyes You're joking me, you gotta be This can't be the right guy He's a wretch, he's yappy I don't know which is worse I might just split a seam now If I don't die laughing first When Mr. King Monke says There's trouble close at hand You'd better pay attention, now 'Cause I am King Monke And if you aren't shaking There's something very wrong 'Cause this may be the last time you get to hear my song, oh (wow) Oh (wow) Oh (oh, he's the King Monke Man) Well, if I'm feelin' ansty And I've nothin' much to do I might just cook a special batch Of Goop and Cupcake stew And don't ya know the one thing That would make it work so nice? A roly-poly Minigames Kid to add a little spice (oh) Oh (oh) Oh (oh) Oh yeah, I'm the King Monke Man (oh yeah, he's the Monke Man) Timmy: Release me now Or you must face the dire consequences The children are expecting me So please, come to your senses King Monke: BAH! You're joking, you're joking I can't believe my ears Would someone shut this fella up? I'm drowning in my tears It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much And now, with your permission I'm going to do my stuff Well, what are you going to do? I'm going to do the best I can hahaha ooohohooohooo HAH! YEAH! Oh, the sound of rolling dice To me is music in the air 'Cause I'm a gamblin' King Monke! Although I don't play fair It's much more fun, I must confess When minds are on the line Not mine, of course But yours, oh boy Now that'd be just fine Release me fast, or you'll have to answer for this heinous act Oh brother, you're something You put me in a spin You aren't comprehending The position that you're in It's hopeless, you're finished You haven't got a prayer 'Cause I'm Mr. King Monke... And you ain't going nowhere...
