“ do you have uu headcanons?” DO I? (Sorry it’s all Wifies) Wifies - always said he took a while to fall asleep to parrot and (?) dean, but he actually stayed up all night to act as a look out so parrot wouldn’t be in danger (if you could sleep in unstable) - probably knew about the tomb of the mafia long before Parrot knew Wifies was the director thanks to being in contact with Ashswagg after the mafia was defeated - the whole Clonefies and Evilfies thing is not canon in unstable, he is the only Wifies! - he’d collect parrot’s feathers he lost during fights, even before becoming the director. He also put one of Parrot’s feathers that he lost during that one end fight with the mafia in his hair after becoming the director as a reminder of what he was doing it all for. - if he was still around when LettuceK created the law, he’d likely try to convince Parrot to join them, before realizing parrot’s goal was to do pretty much the same as them, just not as evil
Imagine being a character SO PEAK that even a YEAR after your death, people still theorize you’re still alive and will make a comeback in EVERY current and future arc
