(Chapter 1, Astro) WARNING!! 15+ (AU where everytoon's a dog hybrid) Ugh. Why does Dandy have to keep waking us up so early? What a dog, barking at everyone and everything like a wake-up call. I hate everyone. I mean, maybe everyone except Shelly. She listens to my opinions, and I listen to hers. Honestly, I hate how I blush when she's around. I'm supposed to be top dog, not a flustered and skittish little cat. I hate Dandy for waking us up, but I'm honestly laughing at Vee because whe looks so p_ssed off. She keeps looking at me, though. She's so damn breakable and frustratable. "Dandy, what the f___?! I'm trying to sleep, stop barking so goddamn loud!!" She screeched. Her monitor's lowk outdated, so it's glitchy when she's mad. Well, damn, I'd be mad too if I were as outdated and glitchy as Vee's. Genuinely, how does she go everyday without not wanting to bite someone's head off? Shelly looks kinda tired, but sympathetic as always. How does she even look sympathetic- damn, how does she even have sympathy? "What about your best friend, huh?! Do you think Astro wants to be awake at 4 barking AM?!" Vee continues. Excuse me, dammit?! I don't want to be involved in this sh_t! I just stayed quiet. "Shut up, Vee, I only woke you all up because we have to get ready for the field trips coming today." Dandy says, his tail wagging. What an _sshole. I hate those kids. They go as far as hitting the toons. I support Shelly's back most days because the kids kick it a lot. Bark_ss kids. They're so annoying. I had to bark Shelly one day so she would relieve stress. She's honestly tight, though. Yet, she feels pretty nice. I got less mad after barking her. But, I guess she got uncomfortable with me after that, but let's me support her back. Meh, whatever. It's probably just how rough I am. Eh, I guess Vee and Dandy's argument stopped because we get to go back to sleep. Doesn't matter, though.
