The glorious Union suffered heavily today, Comrades. The Capitalist Pigs have killed 84 of our innocent workers. All of our factories have heavy AA emplacements now. The USK's evil warmongering actions will not go unpunished by the international community. Overall, it should be a good day in our glorious Union. The Union Defense Party (UDP) are working on a defense project while our diplomats are trying to resolve things peacefully. Good day, Comrades.
Banaym stop attacking me im never gonna war u. U are more paranoid than Stalin loll (HOI4 reference)