Just something I made using the best platformer engine ever. :) Use the arrow/WASD keys to move. Stomp on my head to deal damage. :/ The number in the top-right corner of the screen is the FPS (Frames per Second) display. When I teleport, I have a 50% chance of dropping a battery, collect these to charge your teleportation device! When the bar at the bottom of the screen is full, you can click anywhere on the screen to teleport! Do not click on obstacles/projectiles to teleport, you will probably die. When you defeat me, well, there wouldn't really be anything to do. Without me, there'd be no game. :/
Huge credit to @griffpatch / @griffpatch_tutor Credit to "Super Paper Mario" for the music and inspiration.