Lyrics: I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a switch True? Yes And I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And dear frank, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed, pathetic Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They come flocking to my cauldron Crying, "Spells, Monke, please!" And I help them! Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone couldn't pay the price And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But ooohhh I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls Have we got a deal? hmmm??? Ha! HA! Come on, you poor unfortunate soul Go ahead Make a choice I'm a very busy trader and I haven't got all day It won't cost much Just your voice You poor unfortunate soul It's sad but true If you want to cross the bridge, my guy You've got the pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath And go ahead and sign the scroll Crazykiwi, N, now I've got him, boys! This boss is on a roll These poor unfortunate souls!!!!!!!!!!
Ken Page Tribute RIP Ken Page 1954 - 2024 Lore of ShopKiller: He was just an ordinary trader, giving away items for free to help other apes in need of supplies. A few minutes later after opening his business, some monkeys thought it'd be a good idea to try and kill him, let that sink in for a moment, Other people, killing a shopowner! When one fateful day, a group of killers hunted after Monke999... they took everything from him... killers come to the business every time it's open... they cornered him in the shop's basement with guns, and melees... @nd th3n... M0nk3999 f1n@lly sn@p3d... he killed the killers who cornered him like an absolute beast! Now he roams Christmas Revamp, looking for those who hurt him in the past... The scariest part is... THIS LORE WAS BASED OFF A TRUE STORY IN SCARY BABOON!!!
