Today I threw a bunch of random S### together and called a dark roast coffee just as I am desperately making this project as my grandmother just out of the hospital after treatment for pneumonia
Wait isn't drinking coffee a crime against Coffee's name? If someone is drinking a coffee are they drinking Coffee's family members? If so THEN WHY ARE WE MAKING COFFEE DRINK HIS FAMILY MEMBERS?!!?!? THAT IS JUST WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!