bbhothead: Ok so something in bbli$zard's bio got flagged so imma just write a custom bio. Despite being made of fire, bbhothead lives in chilly environments such as Cold Island. It has unusually short limbs which makes it hard for the monster to move around. bbell grants it the ability to move its feet just enough to move, though. It is speculated to have a kazillion as it's mother, as well as bbcanehead being its father. It has a tail similar to bbhor$e's, as well as a voice similar to bbmick$up. It has trouble keeping up with things such as treats and coins, due to its short arms. bbcanehead: "Is this a member of the bbin$anes who's advanced to the Elder stage? The bbcanehead's appearance and cane would certainly support that theory, but the Monster still seems remarkably spry. Is its raspy, strained singing voice merely a shtick, perhaps to entertain or bamboozle its fellow performers? Then again, that somewhat lackluster puff of smoke it emits could mean that the Monster's best fire-spitting days are behind it. Still, there's no doubt that this wily, wizened wisecracker has one or two tricks-of-the-trade that the others would benefit from, so respect your seniors!." bbhor$e:"Every song needs a beat, and the bbhor$e is here to... well, bash the skin! The skin in question, of course, is that of the Monster's trusty bass drum, crafted from leftover materials of the construction of bbnothere Island's urban infrastructure. The bbin$anes member's talents don't stop there, however — it's also trained itself to manipulate a hi-hat using its tail. This Monster's confidence is off the charts — it even feels comfortable performing in farcically-risqué (Underclothes)-pants! A level of self-assuredness to which we can all aspire." bblevetator: "The bb$levetator and its chiral counterpart are two-of-a-kind. Wherever one goes, you can be sure that the other is not far behind. So close are these bros that they've been compared to two peas in a pod... specifically, the pods of an Edamimi? Fortunately, the Monster World is equally accessible to left-handed and right-handed beings, largely because it has to be accessible for beings without any hands at all! As a lefty, the bblevetator shows moderately increased aptitudes for creative arts and complex problem-solving." bbell carrier: "The bbell carrier and its chiral counterpart are two-of-a-kind. Wherever one goes, you can be sure that the other is not far behind. So close are these bros that they've been compared to two peas in a pod... specifically, the pods of an Edamimi? Fortunately, the Monster World is equally accessible to left-handed and right-handed beings, Largely because it has to be accessible for beings without any hands at all! As a righty, the bbell carrier shows moderately increased aptitudes for linguistics and fine motor skills." bbell: DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG bbmick$up: "Since everyone in the bbin$anes are technically Mon-drakes, it's possible that the bbmick$up share the Seasonal Nerdilong's ability to remain in perpetual youth. Enamored of more simplistic 'Nursery' rhymes at this stage, the inseperable pair has already adopted the habit of wearing the genius genus's exotic trousers. When you have so many older siblings around busting a move, it's hard not to pick up some of the choreography yourselves!"
