Lyrics: Buy me some dough, knowledge I know. Tomato sauce spread on top although; Not sure what’s next; perhaps some cheese? Pepperoni, Mozzarelli and pepper if you please! Wait a little, is it done? “Can you make another one?” Stacked ‘em both but now tell me: Is this how pizza should be? “Maybe make a baker’s dozen” I might need another oven! Or should I just call it quits; This is harder than the splits! (Epic instrumental) Finally, I can now say, After working for the entire day, My magnum opus complete; No one else could possibly perform this feat! The challenge is done; I hope that I’ve completed the quota. Go ahead and try some; And as for your drink: uhh... it’s a soda. YEAH!!!!
Alternate title: Scrambled gets a minimum wage job (Not sure if the addition of soda means it still counts as Italian but I’m pretty sure pizza would be Italian)