"As to explain why I am here; I was minding my business when I stumbled upon a beaker of a glowing purple-ish blue liquid, labelled "the blight". I, of course, chugged it, next thing I know this blueberry was living in my body. Anyway, decided to have a small glowup while I was at it :P" -Kasper Isaac "Kap" Zivea
