Canto 10 summary

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I am separating this into a smth similar to bullet points (which are written horribly) because I am NOT writing an essay for something I already wasted a whole day’s worth of time on. Summary: Meur gets arrested, sinners go to court. STUPID Faust ruins it all and helps the prosecutor. Everyone is horrified but Faust says it’s a super tough master plan or whatever. The sinners arrive at an office where they meet (most of) the league of nine. The league of nine reveals they are collaborating with our glorious company to retrieve the golden stick and save Meur, and the only way to get it is to experience [return to the fount], and enter the super mega evil torment mall simulation known as the “grand Magasin Sisyphe.” ENDING 1: We enter the GMS and meet Kromer’s sister, Meur’s gf Jeanne who is one of the “Giants” of the GMS, and getting used to the STRANGE environment. We decide to ally with one of two main factions "le noir", and kill the other side (le rouge)'s artificial god, which is meant to replace Meur’s dead mom, who is another giant. This causes the noir to take over everything, making everything eternally stagnant in the GMS, turning everyone into trees and causing a reset or "liquidation." ENDING 2: After the reset we decide to ally with the rouge, adopting and raising a child which we named "pwie" which is the aforementioned artificial god. We then kill basically everyone to make fancy clothes for the child and help them ascend, then we kill le noir members to protect pwie's cocoon form. Pwie then metamorphoses into THE GOD OF FEAR AND HUNGER "BUFFET", and along with the rest of the GMS's people, proceeds to eat everything in the vicinity, causing another reset. ENDING 3: In the last loop Dante and Meur crash out and defy fate, fighting the warden who basically controls the GMS. The warden reveals himself to be the Chaplain (real name MAURICE) another Giant, who traps us in a time loop, forcing us to fight him for eons. Chaplain gets tired and lets us go, sending us back to a ruined GMS. We ascend and reunite with pwie who GIVES US THE MOST AGONISING BOSS FIGHT OF OUR ENTIRE LIVES REFLECTRIAL LEI HENG AND RICARDO FEELS EASIER THAN THIS the sinners then kill pwie to progress. Meur is then forced to become sisyphus (prime), rolling a boulder foward again and again but he's happy cuz one must image sisyphus happy. We then reach the final floor of the GMS where Jeanne is waiting for us. She distorts from the EVIL carmen and makes everyone else suffer while dancing with Meur (this is actually what happens in-game). She then turns into a literal giant, and Meur locks in using ego, bringing Jeanne back and telling carmen to SHUT UP. Carmen then tells dante to buy library of ruina for some reason. After this the sinners are FINALLY FREE FROM THE FREAKING BUILDING, and exit the machine where we are met with nelly and the bum duo, who tell us that THREE ENTIRE MONTHS HAVE PASSED. The sinners then go to the building to save Meur who managed to escape by himself, and is carrying the gold stick along with Jeanne. After some shenanigans with kromer's sister and the chaplain (who is actually a relatively normal person that does something), we realise that we have basically plunged the world into the second world war super mega evil edition (foreshadowed), and escape to the bus. Meur then sings and that's the end.