- OC in question: Taki Kamado, a unique character with a flair for the dramatic and an aversion to monotony. - Scenario: Upon stepping into a restaurant and realizing the *only* item on the menu is scrambled eggs, their eyes widen in horror. - Reaction: A prolonged "uhhh" escapes their lips as they backpedal toward the door, complete with exaggerated jazz hands of refusal, before making a speedy, cartoonish exit stage left — leaving behind only the faint scent of disbelief and freedom. - Shampoo of choice? Probably something lavender-scented... or maybe just whatever was on sale. Who knows. - How would they react if their crush died? Well, seeing as they're asexual and crush-free, they'd probably just send condolences and go back to their book. - Childhood lies they fell for? The tooth fairy was definitely real, and Santa? Absolutely—until the tragic cookie incident revealed the truth. - Opinion on mouthwash? It tastes like liquid regret and bad decisions. - Without trauma? They’d be a humble charcoal burner, living the soot-covered dream. - At a crime scene because drama is their favorite flavor of chaos. - Zodiac sign? Cancer, just like her twin brother Tanjiro—double the emotional waves. - Meeting their idol? Cue the endless “wooooooooooow” and starry-eyed fan mode. - If we knew each other, I’d probably annoy her into oblivion (but in a charming way). - Nose size? Officially “KNY size,” whatever that means, but it’s canon. - First day at a new school? She’d somehow end up as principal despite being a student—power moves only. - If given the chance for any character in their universe, OC or canon, to fall head over heels for them? Easy answer: nobody. Taki Kamado is proudly asexual and immune to romance shenanigans. - When asked to a dance by the wrong person, they politely (but firmly) reply: “No thanks, I’m saving my moves for the sibling dance I promised my sister Nezuko.” Family first, always. - Their wildest conspiracy theory? Douma is 100% a genuine god, and all those humans he’s telling? Yeah, he’s totally not making that up. Worship away, folks. -Everyone suddenly begins behaving with an exaggerated sweetness, and their immediate response is a raised eyebrow of suspicion: “Alright, something’s off. Can we just skip the theatrics and get back to training? Or—and I’m just throwing this out there—did someone break something of mine?” Cue the instant glare that could melt steel. - Their IQ? Off the charts. No, literally—straight-up infinite. - Would they ever interrupt a wedding? Absolutely—she’d leap up mid-ceremony and shout, “My little sister is way too young to marry you, Zenitsu—she’s literally fourteen!” Instant awkward silence guaranteed. - Something they couldn’t do to save their life? Apologize for becoming a demon to Tanjiro and Nezuko. They’d sooner fight an army of slayers than mutter a single “sorry.” - The most likely way they’d break a bone? During training, slipping in the most ungraceful, cartoon-banana-peel fashion possible. - What would they do with a chubby penguin plushy as a gift? Hug it tightly, coo “Aww, thank you, Douma,” and proceed to treat it like a treasured sidekick. - Favorite sweet: Red velvet, because apparently nothing says love like cake that’s pretending to be fancy chocolate in disguise. - Giant project due in 2 weeks: Puts it off until the last nanosecond, then somehow turns in a masterpiece worthy of an A++++++++, breaking the grading system and the teacher’s will to live. - Last interesting Google search: “Is Akaza a basketball?”—the internet may never recover from the confusion. - Favorite YouTuber: “What is YouTube? Is it a human? I’m hungry.”—clearly prioritizing snacks over subs. - Spelling skills: Impeccable. Flawless. Shakespeare weeps. - Just got their driver’s license: Yes, we should be worried—they can’t reach the pedal, so every trip is a high-speed game of ‘guess where we’ll stop.’ - Something they like that everybody else hates: Rainbows, because she can prance around in the sunshine while other demons sulk in the shadows. - Favorite number: -1, because why be positive when you can be mysterious? - Tom Holland? Nah, the *real* Spider-Man is Rui (Lower Moon 5 edition). - Phone at 5% battery? Easy fix—just eat the phone. Problem solved. - Accidentally hit someone? “Meh, you deserved it for being annoying.” Unless it’s Douma, then it’s, “Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry, Lord Douma! Are you okay?” - Dream memory skills: flawless—remembers them all. - Sports? Master of martial arts (and maybe surprise attacks). - Trigger word: “Komodo dragon.” Cue deep existential crisis—Is it a lizard? A dragon? Or… a long-lost cousin? - Group project role: does all the work, gets none of the glory. Classic. - Latest bedtime? 5 a.m., followed by sleeping until it’s dark again. - Scratcher username: blood_demon_art_worship_douma (because why not be extra?). - Hospitalization method: Akaza. Enough said.
