dont worry this isnt as.. well... descriptive as last time. this is the @m3l0dy_th3r1an and @eviljiwonder wedding at mcdonalds --- the audience is a bunch of old references. this is from MY (finn/jenkins) point of view in the audience. 3:15pm. There was audible laughter, from the pub. Six men, covered in tattoos stood at the bar and drank drink after drink before they looked like they were about to pass out and die right there. "Will you keep it down? I can't hear the ceilidh," coughed my friend Jeffrey. A man looked back at him. "Keep talking, I got someone to shut UP," said the man. "Hm? Hm??" the man got closer to Jeffrey - too close. Jeffrey swung at struck the man in the head. "AAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!" the man bellowed in pain. "MY BLOODY NOSE!!" Jeffrey smirked at me, before waving the almost dead man away. "Buzz off," Jeffrey croaked. The man walked off, and the laughing toned down. "Cheers," I fist-pumped Jeffrey, and the speech began. All I heard was "Blah Blah Blah - McDonalds," but I was happy that they were. JiWonder clapped as his evil clone fitted the ring perfectly on Theo's hand. So did I. So did Jeffrey. The six men didn't - as they had already left. "WOOHOOOOOO!!!" screamed Jeffrey, and me, more bluntly. "This blazer is ROASTING!" Jeffrey (not-so) whispered. "Yuhh, with you on that one, man," I agreed. Evil Ji walked down to the lower part of the stage as they began dancing to the ceilidh, which was exclusively asked to play Green Day, Eggs and Elliott Smith. "So depressing," Jeffrey said when the Elliott Smith music played. "Stuff a sock in it, lets let them enjoy this, mate," I suggested. "Fine." 5:00pm. "Bye!" I waved to Theo and Evil Ji as me and Jeffrey hopped in a cab. "Shall we end the book?" I asked Jeff. The end credits rolled. The End.
