hey guys! I’m announcing my can-di-da-see in the first ever crownbreaker elections! i have my eye on all the super big issues. let me be your voice! i promise to you: minimum working age! for everyone but me. i still gotta fight and stuff. free candy! a wall to protect us from war stuff! justice system reform! proper ceruleum safety standards in all mines! no bedtime! if you vote me, we’re gonna win so much, you might even get tired of winning. and you'll say, like. uhm. “please, please! It's too much winning! we can't take it anymore mister craigory! it's too much.” and i’ll, uhm, say, “no it isn't! we have to keep winning! we have to win more! so yeah. vote me!
((a certain president for a quote))
