I asked the Google AI to generate a song that roasts Chelsea from the perspective of an Arsenal fan and then I put the generated lyrics into Suno (Intro) Yeah. Big North London energy. Blue is the color? Nah, blue is the comedy. Turn the mic up. Let’s talk about Stamford Bridge. (Verse 1) Yo, welcome to the Bridge, where the logic doesn't fit, Spend a billion British pounds just to look like absolute... garbage. Todd Boehly in the office playing FIFA Career, Signing forty-seven wingers every window of the year. Got a roster so deep that they change in the halls, But when Sunday comes around, they can’t find the net at all. You used to have a spine, Terry, Drogba, and Cech, Now you’re paying eight-year contracts just to cut another check. Mudryk thought he flew to London just to play for the best, Now he’s sitting on the bench while Arteta’s cooking the rest. (Chorus) Chelsea FC, man, you’re stuck in mid-table, With a history that’s built on a Russian billionaire's fable. The Arsenal is cooking, the cannon is firing, While your manager's sacked and you're already hiring. London is Red, yeah it's clear to see, You can't buy class, and you can't buy history. (Verse 2) Let's talk about the fans, leaving early in the night, If you ain't in the top four, you just vanish out of sight. Cole Palmer holding up the whole club on his back, If he gets a little hamstring, your whole season’s gonna crack. We got Saka on the wing, Rice bossing up the park, While your billion-dollar midfield's missing completely in the dark. Caicedo chose the blue just to play in the Europa? Watching Champions League nights at home on the sofa. You claim you rule the city, but the numbers don't lie, Rentboys in rent-free spaces, watching the Gunners fly high. (Outro) North London forever. Enjoy the Conference League, man. Boehly, sign another keeper, I think you only have ten. Gunners out. I asked the Google Ai what it thinks about this song, it said it's pretty good but it told me that the word "Rentboys" is a bad word targeted towards Chelsea fans. Sorry if it offends you If you're a Chelsea fan this isn't meant to be offensive, it's meant to be funny. It's what the AI generated when I asked it to generate a roast song for Chelsea. I didn't know it was a bad word
