its a newspaper/zine/magazine ive been doing this since 2025 --------------------------------- <space, click, arrow keys> --------------------------------- ★ please do not copy "The Table News" but feel free to make your own traditional newspapers! ★ not actually good news/info because they're not real/fun things we did for/in freetime/class all ads are fake and all news shown are fake lol all links are not real dont actually do it u might get hacked or something --------------------------------- FUN FACTS: my first newspaper was about a roly poly named alfredo that d13d.. rest in peace :( "the table news" used to be called "the daily news" until we decided that only our tablemates could get the news, plus it wasnt daily. the table news used to be folded differently printed copies of the table news only came around summer. the first full color ads started somewhere in june??? the table news was known by about 70% of my old classmates the teacher called out table 1 for doing "weird paper stuff" lol the table news supply (in my desk) was once threatened to be ripped or stolen some of my classmates drew the ads :D handmade (as you see) table news is made of scrap paper (1 blank or 1 sided sheet of paper is worth 4 newspapers!) once someone bought all of my table news and gave me a bajillion blank papers ---------------------------------
NOTES ------------ ★ please do not copy "The Table News" but feel free to make your own traditional newspapers! ★ you guys get digital copies for free though i used to sell them for a piece of blank paper (i dont really sell anymore) AAAAA I READ SOME MORE I KINDA FORGOT ABOUT SOME OF THESEEE ACCCKKKKKKK AAAAAOAOA if i know you irl you can see da irl copies!!!! :D ---------- CREDITS ---------- thanks to @dumby3duh1123 for some of the ads/comics/articles thanks to @Toothpick7412 for making photo copies of table news (1st table news purchaser!) and making article #3 plus Family Tree!!!! (they were also a reporter) thanks to @Cupcakexleader or @ Cupcakexleader (they dont use scratch anymore and i forgot what user) for the article about "flying dogs" and outlining table news (assistant/co-writer) thanks to for creating ad for a national anthem (they actually made a parody of the u.s. anthem lol)
