space to shoot mouse to aim babies stay on screen for 10 seconds and bounce on walls
songs matricide (the binding of isaac) story: (WG- purple ball dude / weird dude) (KA- king alien) (al-alien) WG: wow, its a wonderful day, wow! WG: wait whats that [its a ad] "HEYA HEYA!!! DO YA WANT HECKA CASH CASH MONEY????????? OF COURSE!!!!!!! YOU!!!!! DO!!!!!!!!!! HEAD TO "yah science lab" NOW AND ENROLL IN OUR SPACE PROGRAM, NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED!!!!!! NADA!!! AND AS A BONUS<YOU GET TO USE SOME OF OUR "high teck awesome stuff yah" SO WHATCH WAITING FOR TAKE THIS PAPER AND sgin heer >_______________ ... .- ., . ., ..-.. ,_..,., ,.,.,.-..,.,,.-....- " [theres a picture of the place, kinda looks like a football stadium, but witha big rocket ship launcher in the center, and also under the signature line thingy, there is some small text, but you cant read it due to it being so small, and your lack of an extra eye, AAGH!!!] wg: (welp, i do need money because i dont only have a lack of an extra eye, I ALSOOO dont have a house, and I even tried moneyfarming on flickflock lives!!!! they all called me names and-" (you ramble on for a few minutes) WG "- oh dont get me started on scientists- wait hang on, wasn't I gonna do something?" you look back at your hand and see the paper WG "oh yeah, anyways im gonna go there, like rn so fr fr on god no cap, heck yah" (27 minutes, 47 seconds, 27 milliseconds later...) [the edge of the desert...] WG: ok so, is this the place? you compare the picture on the paper to the paper, the real thing is a cardboard box with a football stadium poorly drawn on it, in it theres just a paper towel roll with a couple of circles drawn it, but then its fades out a bit, like they lost the ink... WG; wow, that was even a bigger waste then playing "shoot aliens at babies simulator", which is saying A LOT" [you hear the box rattle] you check and see a... water gun filled with a... fleshy substance with a face..... ew you test it out and !??!?!?!??!?!??! the gun shot out out a baby WG " WHAT THE EEEEGHHHHH?????" somehow, luckily the baby didnt, how do i word this. good thing the baby didnt PLAAGHHH. yah thats good you spent around 10 seconds pondering that word just as you go to pick up the baby *SNAP* !??!?!?!??!?!??! (x2) it disappeared? well that's good, no paying child support for you! suddenly AL: GZZCHH out of panic, you shoot the alien with the gun that killed it? you hear a loud hum, kinda like that boom cloud sound on scratch that no one uses you're then probed up into space!!! KG: KGGZZ KILL HEEMM WG: ah hell yah do i get money for killin yall KG: KGGGGZZZZZZ WE TOTALLY DONT HAVE WALLEETS WG: sure bro sure [game starts] sorry if thats bit corny, im tired and it was kinda rushed
