My brain: “Time to gauge my fears for literally no reason!” me: “Pffttt. There'll probably be like two.” Brain: “Heights?” me: "Idkkk I mean I climbed a mountain once and I was fine but I also climbed a ladder once and that didn't go well” Brain: “spiders?” me: *holds out spider stuffies* Brain: “Public speaking?” me: "Not really, I mean, I wanna be an actor someday..” Brain: “The ocean” me: “What lurks in the depths? AAHHH A SNAIL-” Brain: “failure?” me: “I don't wanna fail but then I think: I'm gonna go back to bed” Brain: “losing a loved one?” me: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” Brain: “growing older?” me: “Nah not really” Brain: “Cockroaches?” me: “They're adorable! ...Except when you wake up at 3:00 AM with one sitting on your chest.” *trauma* Brain: “Needles?” me: “help me” Brain: “darkness?” me: “Nope.” Brain: “holes” me: “I don't know why, but some hole patterns make me feel super sick and messed up so I think this counts ;-;” Brain: “class reports?” me: “What is that” Brain: “small spaces?” me: “yay yes please” Brain: “strangers?” me: “Mostly just because everybody says strangers are really scary but yeah” Brain: “clowns” me: “Not generally but mostlt because I don't expose myself to clowns but SCARY clowns are really scary to me so...”
