AWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOKATTHEBABYYYYYYYYY
Okay, so yesterday i had an esports tortument, right?? i was playing marvel rivals for it and my team kept saying " Play rocket racoon, play rocket racoon, hes so OP" and " bro what are you doing why are you playing ultron" and i kept saying that ultron is actually good and i feel comfortable playing as them and that I absolutely despise rocket racoon. they all kept yelling at me to play as rocket racoon but then the match started. guess what. I DIDNT DIE ONCE!!! I GOT 65 ASSISTS. THAT WAS THE BEST I HAVE PLAYED. AND I GOT MVP. we won that round. anyways, next round i told them to ban star lord, because the main problem was star lord last round, he had gotten a lot of kills and near deaths to my team. BUT NoOoOoOo. THEY DECIDED TO BAN DEVIL DINOSAUR. WHY DEVIL DINOSAUR. WHAT THREAT DOES HE POSE? HE PROBALY HAS THE FATEST HITBOX IN THE GAME AND HES SUPER SLOW AND WE HAD 3 HEAVY HITTERS. WE HAD HAWKEYE, PHEONIX, AND ELSA BLOODSTONE. COMON. WE LOST. AND GUESS WHO GOT MVP FOR THE WINNING TEAM??? THATS RIGHT, STARLORD. THE TEAM IS OLDER THAN ME AND HAS BEEN PLAYING MARVEL RIVALS A LOT LONGER. AND I STILL HAD BETTER SUGGESTIONS THAT ROUND. STARLORD GOT 67 KILLS ( dont you dare say it i will send a airstike to your house). THEY DO NOT LISTEN. and he had no complications for the third round, it was just an average round. but still. we couldve won if someone played gambit WHICH I TOLD THEM TO DO!!! AND WHEN THEY HAD GAMBIT ULTIMATE AND I SAID TO USE IT, THEY DIDNT USE IT EVEN THOUGH WE WERE IN THE PERFECT SITUATION FOR IT!!! okay im done yapping. have a great day.