Rouxls Kaard, perfection certified! DELTARUNE Fansong Lyrics: There's no-one around like me Oh cometh now, how could there be With the bright blue suit, and the coole accent There's nobody around who can top this gent Descending from the heavens in a beame of light Say the word, and I'm there to turn the tide of the fight All the monsters turn and run in fear When the dazzling flawless Rouxls is here I'm the Duke of Puzzles, made my name When my smarteth wit put you to shame It's hopeless to try and compete With the likese of me I'm too elite Just think of what I'll bringe to the table If you're able for a second Just imagine all the wayst that I could Stabilize the dynamic Three's a crowd but four is just fantastic Precise and refined Immaculately defined Just take a looke and you'll find No single other better than me Taketh pride in my part Assisting right from the start Because without my help you'll all soon come to see If you're in a bind and you don't know who to call There's one who's qualified If you're in some trouble and you need some help when you fall Rouxls Kaard: Perfection Certified I don’teth needeth their help I’ll do this all on my own Like when I overthrew that tyrant king and sat upon his throne Or when I toppled the queen, or gave the TV a spin One thing to bet on still no matter what is I’ll always win Fine, I’ll do it alone I’m more than fine to reap what I’ve sowne Ungrateful traitors leave me be I don’t need you when I’ve got me Rouxls is made of stronger stuff I don’t need friendst to pick me up A one-man army, primed to go I’ll take on any single foe I’m the best in case you didn’t know, so If you're in a bind and you don't know who to call If you're in some trouble and you need some help when you fall Am I in over my head I’m starting now to questioneth The motives of my goals If I should packe my stuff and go but no Is this where it would end Abandoned by the people that I need Disbanded because of my greede Pulleth yourself together where’s the man who’s oh so clever Rouxls you can’t be left with nothing Rouxls you have to thinke of something A simple way to win their favor As the stakes are getting greater But their eyes reflecteth sadness Slowly driving me to madness My reputation hath since flown And as I standeth here alone I find that I can’t evene handle a chorus on my own Am I everything I claim Or have I only broughteth shame upon the Rouxls Kaard name If you’re all alone and stumbling through the dark He’s there to shed a light Getting into fights the kind that will leave a mark He’s there to set it right If you're in a bind and you don't know who to call There's one who's qualified If you're in some trouble and you need some help when you fall Rouxls Kaard: Perfection Certified
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