Here’s the story: Kaufmo: “Dang, our football team sucks. Isn’t that right, Jax?” Jax: *plants nuke in fridge* Kaufmo: “Jax, look, I know we don’t get along, but I know our football team will always lose” Jax: *Presses a big red button on a controller* “Five, four, three, two, one, ze-“ *everything is immediately vaporized*