aaaaaaand the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand 'hey!' bomp bomp bomp 'got any.... GRAPES?' and the man said "GIMME YOUR [[HEART SHAPED OBJECT]]" and the duck said: "NO! i will not give you my heart shaped object!" *spamton battle begins* and the duck said: "ASSIMILATE IMMEDIATELY, FOR IT IS THE ONLY WAY FOR TRUE HAPPINESS." and spamton waddled away waddle waddle until the very next day bum bum bum bum badubup The roaring knight appeared. (At the lemonade stand. Asking for grapes.) the duck said "we only have lemonade" *SWOON* “but its cold and its fresh and absolutely does not contain parasitoids. can I get you a glass?” the loopbi said "i'll pass" and loopbi waddled away (waddle waddle) and some random person that definitely isnt red from TUSG becomes a god out of nowhere and starts attacking the roaring knight and then he died. UNTIL THE VERY NEXT DAY BUM BUM BUM BUM BUPADUM when the duck walked up to the roaring knight and said “I CAST REANIMATION CARD” (lyrics beyond this point are ambiguous, we might need to write a musical interpretation of what happened next)
compilation of lines created by @hobbes6, myself, @foxofpeace, and @astrofficiai so someone can turn this into a real song parody of The Duck Song (obviously) the duck is from the duck song music video
