*STAGES 1-5: "Who sent you?"* 1: "Recruit! First day! You already look lost. Move!" 2: "That's how you hold a rifle? My 5 year old - NO. Do it again." 3: "You call that running? I've seen turtles faster. And they were dead!" 4: "Pay attention! Eyes on ME, not the clouds, recruit!" 5: "5 recruits today. 5 headaches. You are headache number 5." *STAGES 6-10: "I'm getting too old for this"* 6: "Six. SIX recruits. I was supposed to be in Fallujah. I'm here." 7: "You think this is funny? You think I enjoy yelling?" 8: "My voice is gone. Thanks to you. Thanks a lot, recruit." 9: "You scored HOW much? Put your head down in shame." 10: "10th recruit. Double digits. My blood pressure is double digits too." *STAGES 11-15: "The Conspiracy"* 11: "Are you all clones? Same mistakes. Different face." 12: "I swear the recruiter is pranking me at this point." 13: "You want a Stinger? You can't even tie your boots and you want anti-air?" 14: "Request DENIED. Earn the uniform first, poolee." 15: "Halfway there. 15. I need coffee. And a new job." *STAGES 16-20: "Breaking Point"* 16: "Another one. Of course. Who else would it be." 17: "You know how many push-ups I've done watching you fail? Zero. Because YOU should be doing them." 18: "I'm not angry. I'm disappointed. Actually no, I'm angry too." 19: "If you fail again, I will personally drive you to the airport." 20: "20 RECRUITS. TWENTY. This platoon is a zoo." *STAGES 21-25: "Delusional"* 21: "Are you even trying? Blink twice if you understand English." 22: "At this point I think you're doing it wrong on purpose." 23: "My grandma. Dead. 10 years. Still shoots better than you." 24: "You are the reason I have gray hair. Look at it. LOOK." 25: "25. Silver anniversary. No medal, just pain." *STAGES 26-30: "Faint Arc"* 26: "26... vision... blurring..." 27: "How many... did I count 27? Can't... count..." 28: "Tell the Commandant... I tried..." 29: "If recruit 30 is worse... I quit... I swear..." 30: *FAINT* - "30 recruits... in one day... I joined to fight wars... not to be a babysitter..."
