I’ve done them all. I’ve walked into a room, completely forgotten what I was going to do, left, and then remembered like it was some grand revelation. I used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper when I was younger, because obviously that’s where it lives. I genuinely thought real hearts looked exactly like the cartoon ones we drew in art. I’ve slowly closed the fridge door just to watch the light turn off, like some kind of suspenseful movie scene. And yes, I’ve tried to balance the fridge light so it’s both off and on at the same time—because that’s clearly how science works.
