- Giyuu takes on the role of exhausted mom to Mui and Tanjiro, locking us into Sanegiyuu and Inotan territory. - Genmui would be cute, but since Sanegiyuu is canon, that makes Genya Mui’s uncle—tragic sigh, no Genmui. - Giyuu: “You’re both holding your swords wrong. Again.” - Mui: “Why are we even training? I’m literally a Hashira.” (Meanwhile: “That cloud looks like a bunny… or a potato?”) - Tanjiro: “Because we need to get stronger to fight Muzan.” - Sanemi: “Oh, shut it!!! Demon lover.” - Tanjiro: “Nezuko’s my sister, which makes her your daughter. Giyuu’s fine with her, and you pat her head and call her a bean.” - Genya: “So… should I train too?” - Inosuke: “This is boring.” - Sanemi: “Why are you here, Hashibira?” (death glare) - Tanjiro: “Because Inosuke’s my boyfriend.” - Giyuu: “If he hurts you, I will be… mildly displeased.” - Inosuke: “Why would I hurt Gonpachiro?” - Tanjiro: “I’m not Gonpachiro, I’m Tanjiro.” - Inosuke: “Huh?” - Genya: “Zenitsu is running over here.” - Inosuke: “Yeah, Monitsu’s getting close.” - Zenitsu: “MY NAME IS NOT MONITSU, IT’S ZENITSU!” (yelling from afar) - Mui: “Hey mom, who’s that walking Pikachu mop?” - Giyuu: “That’s Zenitsu, and he’s human, not a Pikachu mop.” - Mui: “Then why is the boar using him like a mop?” - Inosuke: “I’m helping by mopping.” - Tanjiro: “Stop it, Inosuke, he’s crying.” - Zenitsu: “Whaaaaaaaa whaaaaaaa.” -Nezuko *makes adorable little bean noises*
- Go follow GLENDA_LYNNALT2, the mastermind behind the idea. - I’m just the writer who brought the project to life. - *Cue evil werewolf laugh* hehehahahehehehahaha. - I’m a werewolf, not a furry or a therian, so don’t even think about calling me one.