And of course we have Stephen, who decided this trip was a good idea to find a gf. He demanded we go to New York so he could see the Jets play. UVF considered it because surely the metlife turf monster would tear Stephen's achilles or ACL or both. Then we just leave him at the hospital and we leave him there. But because Stephen is younger than 18 it would be child abandonment and land UVF in jail for up to 20 years. UVF still had to drive toWashington DC for who knows what reason. Luna was happily watching the total drama all stars on her iphone. And Abe well he started a “which NFL team is the best” competition. And I wasn’t gonna let Giant cause another detour so I told Icee to sit between them. And we arrived in Washington DC. Giant begged us to go to the reflecting pool. And because again it would be child abandonment if we left Giant. So we all went there except for Luna. Well we got there and apparently there's a speech from Trump. Everyone hated him except Giant. Giant decided it was a good idea to push all of us in the reflecting pool. Which got us all arrested because Trump doesn’t like us touching the water. We end up going to jail and Luna witnesses it all. Luna was mad because earlier Abe said to Luna “If I ever go to jail and for some reason you're stuck with making a decision between me and idk UVF, pick me cause well im your bf.” And Luna wasn’t happy because she also had a crush on UVF before Abe and Luna started dating. UVF, Abe, Game Dev, Kiwii, Harmony, Auburn, Florida, Not Emma, Lex, and Dandicus were all sentenced to 180 days in jail. And Luna knew she had to bail them all out. But…
