[This is for the Elisium ARG. All is fake. Please talk in brackets/parentheses if OORP. All important stuff is in N+C] [I need to stop making Google Docs. Actually, nah. Also, the conversation is horrible. Yay for low effort stuff:D]
(tw warning for caps)So I talked with Drew on a Google Docs that he apparently made overnight. Also, sorry for the dark screen, accidentally bucket filled it black and then it stayed that way. Anyways, here's how the conversation went: Drew: Hi. Nice to officially meet you. How are you doing? Me: Who are you? AND WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!??!?!?! Drew: Phooey, I didn’t expect this to happen. Me: Anyways, what are you? Drew: Something. Me: That doesn't answer the question. What's your name? Drew: Idk Me: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR OWN NAME?!?!?!?!? Drew: Am I supposed to know it? Me: I'm just gonna leave for a bit:/ Drew: Ok....