Hi fellas! PS if you post a random word as a comment, I'll try and get round to putting it in its very own paragraph at the bottom of this Instructions section. Unusually distressing yet you could get ten seconds of fame. Assuming I get fame and people see this. Unlikely. Sorry. This game is called Presidential Wars. To kick off with a relatively boring introduction to the game, there's a legal notice at the start confirming details, so I needn't state that whatnot and paperwork here. The game takes widely known politicians and changes their name to sound bonkers. The majority of the game consists of arrow keys to move, space bar to jump and WASD to shoot in each direction. You get to choose between Team Ronald Slump and Team Tillery Kitten, and fight the other lot of people. RANDOM WORD COMMENTS:
Absolute credit and respect to all those who fought and gave their lives in real wars (not made up ones with human-washing machine hybrids fighting in). NOT A REMIXED PROJECT. Also credit to the building team who made the White House otherwise this game wouldn't work. Cheers to the entire group of politics people who inspired the characters. Credit to ammo, war, tanks, jets and all that. Thanks to the entire HMS fleet too for inspiring the purchasable in-game ship vehicle. Credit to everyone who helped me work on this game, some very close friends of mine; also massive thanks to Scratch in the first damn place for self-explanatory reasons. Right. That's me done for the day. See you after a Digestive and a cuppa. (Credit to McVities Digestives.) PS If you are still reading this, credit to you as well son.