"Years ago, in 2015 or maybe 2016, a documented case of a Wii gone haywire...was reported...the former owner had lost the Wii entirely...and was eventually taken in by a gender-non-conforming teenager, aged 16, in 202X, our current timeline. That Wii was found at a random garage sale, only for 30 dollars. And eventually, lead to the home of that teenager." "But deep inside that Wii, it was haunted by the dead souls of former Nintendo of America employees, and a few subtle others. Blissfully unaware, and deeply into nostalgia, the teenager, named Xander, was now forever entitled to the haunted Wii, and its other residents..." "Remember eteleD?" "You'll see him again...in November..."
IceyPie, myself and all