ENTITY NAME - Lourgig DANGER LEVEL - mild DESCRIPTION - Lourgig is an 8’1” glaggle of the Lourgig species. It is unknown how it got down into the Gazoland service tunnels, but it does seem to like it down there. Lourgig is only hostile if provoked, so it has been decided that it shall be allowed to stay as long as it likes. Maintenance knows about this entity and avoids it accordingly. It doesn’t seem to know the English language, but attempts to mimic words it has heard, proving it is capable of speech. Upon seeing another glaggle, Lourgig will freeze in place. If the glaggle does not leave after about 2 minutes, the Lourgig will screech as loud as it can, causing temporary deafness for anyone within 50 feet of it. However, it does not harm the glaggle any further unless the glaggle attacks it first, in which case it will act in self defense. Security footage shows the Lourgig performing cat-like behaviors, primarily loafing. The Lourgig does appear to be a biological male, but we shall refer to it as it/its until there is enough substantial proof it is an intelligent creature. Ever since the discovery of this Lourgig, security officer Cameron “Cams” Cheerer has been acting strangely whenever it is brought up, and seems to advocate for the Lourgig whenever the other security officers debate what they should do with it. We are currently investigating wether she has any ties to the Lourgig, but she is in charge of watching the security cameras and could easily have wiped any evidence of her caring for the Lourgig.
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